…..

Once was dead,

Now revived,

Lying on my bed,

Typing this rhyme.

4 in the morning,

Wide awake,

What am i doing?

Taking a break.

Feeling hungry,

Nothing to eat,

Feeling weary,

Cannot sleep.

Lots of work,

That I must do,

Beat the clock,

Or meet my doom.

I just realized that life is like a durian.

Prickly on the outside. But if you are determined enough, you are still able to get past the thorny exterior to the fleshy interior. However, just like life, not all hard
work guarantees good results… Durian flesh is pretty unpredictable and can
vary a lot in terms of quality…

In life we are constantly challenged with hurdles and obstacles… I guess in order to enjoy life, one must first be able to get past the thorns and barriers… Luck plays
and important role too… Not everyone is born with the same durian. Some
durians are bigger, some are smaller, some have more thorns while others have
less… Worst still, some people can’t even stand the smell of durian, yet they
are still forcibly given 1 and they have no choice but to bare with it…

Anyway, this was just a random thought…

Watched “The Dark Knight” with Darrel the other day. I would say that it was one of the best superhero movie I’ve watched so far. Definitely worth watching in the
cinema !!

Lol… I cant believe it was such a long time since i touched this thing… I haven’t wrote anything here for the past few months… In fact, i haven’t been writing anything non-factual ever since I started my engineering course… I fear that i might have lost the touch of writing rubbish and nonsensical gibberish for mere entertainment…

Anyway, here I am again writing for the sake of writing because i can’t think of anything better to do… It’s funny how when during the exam period i was practically wishing i could just dump everything and go slack off, but now that the holidays are here, I am just plain bored out of my soul…

Now that I am free again, I’ve been wondering about a lot of things… Mainly about friendship, because I’m currently feeling pissed off about the attitude of a friend of mine…

As the saying goes : "It is always better to give then to receive"… But is there a point where you should stop giving and start asking for something in return? I do not know… I felt that i have done my part as a friend… I love my friends, and the things i do for them, i do not expect anything in return… But there are times when i feel that my efforts have not been appreciated… there are times that i feel that I’ve been made use of…

Have i been played a fool?

Were my expectations too high? Am i expecting him to be perfect by my standards?

I have not been this disappointed with anyone in a very long while. Had he always been like that or do people change?

I realllise that too much holidays is not good…

Gets pretty boring after awhile…

Looking forward to starting classes…

Anyways… I’m writting this out of sheer boredom… bologging was never one of my hobbies. I only write if I have absolutely nothing to do or if I have alot of things on my mind… I dunno why people bother to record their lives on blogs… Life is already mundane as it is without having to write it down ~~

Going to play badminton with Darrel and some other friends later… Dun fancy badminton that much… juz playing to pass the time…

Looking for people to chat with… But i think everyone is still sleeping~~ pigs~~ haha… Most people only appear online at night. I guess its because most people got something better to do… unlike me…

Alrite… going to eat lunch now… sick of the food at Orange d… but what to do… no where else to eat d =_=

Well this is it… I’ve finally turned 20… I’m already starting to feel the years catching up on me *coughs*…. Haha… I’m getting a hunchback and my pot belly is getting bigger and bigger… sigh…

So i guess it’s time to look back and count my achievements so far…

Let’s see…

I’m proud to say that I’m still a virgin ! (That’s because you haven’t dated anyone before =.= )

And I still havent gotten caught by the police for any trafick offences  ! (You just started driving on my own a couple of weeks back…)

I’m now studying engineering ! (and that’s because you are not smart enough to study medicine, you dork !)

Erm… what else…

Oh yeah… I’m a Dota pro ! (Hey, that’s nothing to be proud of !! It just shows how much time you’ve wasted on the computer…)

…And I can read minds ( No you can’t =.= you just made that up… )

Yeah… i made that up…

Alright… I guess I dont have any achievements to boast about… Well so what? Not everyone goes through life achieving things right? Sorry for wasting 20 years of resources… =D

Man… i simply just love Dilbert !!

Lol… I guess he is one of the reasons why i chose to study engineering =D

You Are a Natural Flirt

Believe it or not, you’re a really effective flirt. And you’re so good, you hardly notice that you’re flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don’t know it is just that more attractive!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofflirtareyouquiz/

Lol…

Is this true? or was this test only meant for girls? (check out the pic of the cute girl) = ="

Why does time always move faster when you are enjoying yourself?

Why does time always seem shorter as you are approaching a deadline?

According to my special theory of relativity, time travels relatively faster then normal when the above conditions are met. Hence by enjoying oneselve, you are actually bending the space-time continuum, causing a warp in space-time, accelarating your movement along the time line. Obviously, our creator does not want us to enjoy ourselves, hence our brain is wired to send us lurging forward into the future everytime we are having a good time, giving us little time to relish the feeling of pleasure, while deliberately prolonging every second every time we are soaked in sheer boredom, intensifying the agony we suffer.

According to my calculations, extreme time lapses into the future can be made possible by intensifying the pleasure experienced from playing dota by a factor of 1000. By doing so, i estimate that enjoyment of such magnitude will send the subject hurling through time at 50million seconds per second, enabling the possibility of time travel by causing a rip in the fabric of time. However during the period of time travel, the subject will still exist in the space time continuum, but the subject will either appeared to be stoned or seem "not himself", because the brain of the subject has already been teleported to the future.

Similarly, it is possible to stop time by intensifying the boredom experience during a typical Malaysian Studies class in Monash by 50000. However, there is a possibility that the human brain might not be able to tolerate such levels of boredom. Testing showed that by putting laboratory mice through a 3 hour session of Malaysian Studies caused severe brain haemorrhage, leading to paralysis or death due to sheer boredom, hence giving rise to the term "bored to death". The brain will not be able to take the suffering and agony of such boring intensities, because time will approximately come to a halt, causing the subject to experience infinite amount of boredom per second.

Travelling into the past is not possible because that will allow the subject to travel to the period before the boredom actually began, which is physically impossible, since the brain can only slow time in the presence of boredom. It is impossible to travel into the future beyond the subject’s existance because by then the subject would be dead, thus ceasing to have a brain.

yeah… I reallise I am full of crap… well literally…

Explains alot… really…

That’s why I am so thin…

My digestive system must not be working so well…

Hence, most of the stuff i eat will turn into crap…

Excess crap is expelled out of my body not only via crapping, but some crap can be converted into either written crap or spewed out through the mouth…

Some of you might end up being at the receiving end of my crap…

Argghh… no more crap left… I’m feeling hungry… must feed…..

I hate Malaysian studies !!

Im pretty sure they ensured us that the stuff we will be doing in Malaysian studies will be different from what we did in Sejarah during our secondary school years, but appearantly it turns out to be exactly the same thing. I really wonder why they make us do this stuff over and over again… I was really glad after form 5 because i thought that the nightmare of ever having to turn another page of the sejarah book was over, but i couldn’t have been any wronger.

So here I am, in my University years and still forced to learn about how Parameswara betrayed Singapore, how the Sultans stupidly sold our country to foreigners and how we had to practically get down on their knees to beg the Brittish to give our country back. Its rather embarassing to learn that your country was once ruled by threacherous people, fools and cowards… and I see history repeating itself even in present times.

On top of that, we have the most boring lecturer who ever walked the face of the Earth. When i say boring, i mean BORING!! He doesn’t really teaches. He just reads stuff out of the text book at a horribly slow pace, ignores our questions, and just drones on and on for the whole one and a halve hour. It is a miracle not to fall asleep during his lectures if you actually listen to what he says, so the best way to keep awake is to do your homework during lectures.

Well, thats about it la… better start getting to work on the stupid Malaysian studies assignment which I’ve been procrastinating for weeks…