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Why does time always move faster when you are enjoying yourself?

Why does time always seem shorter as you are approaching a deadline?

According to my special theory of relativity, time travels relatively faster then normal when the above conditions are met. Hence by enjoying oneselve, you are actually bending the space-time continuum, causing a warp in space-time, accelarating your movement along the time line. Obviously, our creator does not want us to enjoy ourselves, hence our brain is wired to send us lurging forward into the future everytime we are having a good time, giving us little time to relish the feeling of pleasure, while deliberately prolonging every second every time we are soaked in sheer boredom, intensifying the agony we suffer.

According to my calculations, extreme time lapses into the future can be made possible by intensifying the pleasure experienced from playing dota by a factor of 1000. By doing so, i estimate that enjoyment of such magnitude will send the subject hurling through time at 50million seconds per second, enabling the possibility of time travel by causing a rip in the fabric of time. However during the period of time travel, the subject will still exist in the space time continuum, but the subject will either appeared to be stoned or seem "not himself", because the brain of the subject has already been teleported to the future.

Similarly, it is possible to stop time by intensifying the boredom experience during a typical Malaysian Studies class in Monash by 50000. However, there is a possibility that the human brain might not be able to tolerate such levels of boredom. Testing showed that by putting laboratory mice through a 3 hour session of Malaysian Studies caused severe brain haemorrhage, leading to paralysis or death due to sheer boredom, hence giving rise to the term "bored to death". The brain will not be able to take the suffering and agony of such boring intensities, because time will approximately come to a halt, causing the subject to experience infinite amount of boredom per second.

Travelling into the past is not possible because that will allow the subject to travel to the period before the boredom actually began, which is physically impossible, since the brain can only slow time in the presence of boredom. It is impossible to travel into the future beyond the subject’s existance because by then the subject would be dead, thus ceasing to have a brain.