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Well this is it… I’ve finally turned 20… I’m already starting to feel the years catching up on me *coughs*…. Haha… I’m getting a hunchback and my pot belly is getting bigger and bigger… sigh…

So i guess it’s time to look back and count my achievements so far…

Let’s see…

I’m proud to say that I’m still a virgin ! (That’s because you haven’t dated anyone before =.= )

And I still havent gotten caught by the police for any trafick offences  ! (You just started driving on my own a couple of weeks back…)

I’m now studying engineering ! (and that’s because you are not smart enough to study medicine, you dork !)

Erm… what else…

Oh yeah… I’m a Dota pro ! (Hey, that’s nothing to be proud of !! It just shows how much time you’ve wasted on the computer…)

…And I can read minds ( No you can’t =.= you just made that up… )

Yeah… i made that up…

Alright… I guess I dont have any achievements to boast about… Well so what? Not everyone goes through life achieving things right? Sorry for wasting 20 years of resources… =D